she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
