it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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