i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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