I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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