Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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