Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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