We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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