Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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