I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
