and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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