doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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