Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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