thus making me awesome and them whores
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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