there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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