I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
only if we run a train.
done.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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