I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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