I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
