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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off

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(336): View more from North Carolina

There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel

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(574): View more from Indiana

all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...

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(757): View more from Virginia

hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...

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(404): View more from Georgia

She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7

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(404): View more from Georgia

i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.

(912): View more from Georgia

I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision

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(404): View more from Georgia

I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes

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