so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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