fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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