I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Panties = found
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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