would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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