She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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