i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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