Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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