hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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