only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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