I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Shame - the story of my life.
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