Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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