I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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