google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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