Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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