I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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