i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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