My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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