Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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