my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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