i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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