brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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