Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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