The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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