these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
