"it" just moved
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize