Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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