True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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