I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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