My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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