no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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