I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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