Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You can't special order awesome
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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