So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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