I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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