before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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