Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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