Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
