My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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