When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
When are your genitals available?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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