Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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