i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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